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2011 is gonna be my year!

Well if this email is any indication, 2011 is gonna be awesome! Royal Dutch Shell Group Shell headquarters Carel van Bylandtlaan 16, 2596 HR The Hague, The Netherlands Postal address: PO box 162, 2501 AN The Hague, The Netherlands WINNING NOTIFICATION, We happily announce to you the Lotto Winning of the Royal Dutch Shell Lottery, online promo held in December 2010. Your email address...

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Dec 21st

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It's a twenty to one shot.

JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.
JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.
ELAINE: You're way off.
JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
JERRY: UNDATEABLE!
ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?
JERRY: Alcohol.

Dec 21st

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